From cooked insects to fermented bird meat, humans have been eating all kinds of outrageous foods for hundreds of years, but there are some things that I just wouldn’t dream of putting in my mouth. One of them is the anus-shaped Belgian chocolates sold by a cheeky British chocolaterie. Edible Anus is a brand that is exactly what it sounds like: It makes edible anuses. The company has been around since the mid-2000s and offers edible anuses in white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate. Plus, the brand even sells Anus Ale, because why not? (Don't get us started on the limited-edition bronze and silver anuses they're selling, too...)

As it turns out, the company ‘Edible Anus’ who cast her balloon knot in bronze, they specialize in making chocolate assholes. Because what man wouldn’t want some lovely lady to give him a replica of her balloon knot made out of chocolate??? There are many causes and treatment options of anal leakage. Don’t feel offended about anal leakage, you’re not alone, and we’re here to educate you on how to treat anal leakage. There’s just so many beautiful quotes in there I don’t even know where to begin…but that doctor is SPOT ON in his assessment of anus sculptures: “A sculpture of an anus should be made in chocolate.” According to Dr. Benjamin Wedro, inflamed hemorrhoids can cause anal leakage. A hemorrhoid is a condition which causes swollen veins around the lower part of the rectum and anus. If you have hemorrhoids, it’s important to see your doctor for proper treatment. The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.Sure, you can snag a box for anyone at any time of year, but it’s especially appropriate to give to that special person (or maybe even your ex?) for Valentine’s Day. Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor! Otherwise, this might get weird. Turns out, there’s some pretty creative chocolatiers out there, who’ve created sweet treats in some more, err, unusual shapes. Like an anus. A chocolate anus. Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles and chocolate.

Alternative model ‘Rayna Terror’ thought it would be an excellent idea to have her chocolate starfish cast in bronze, and so she headed off to foggy London town to do just that. Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 30% off the cost of all items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles, chocolate, and a cast your own anus kit. Cleveland Clinic: “Pruritus Ani (Anal Itching),” “7 Best and Worst Home Remedies for Your Hemorrhoids,” “Anal Fistula.”Use a protective barrier like Vaseline or zinc oxide. This will protect the skin from stool irritation.

Exact symptoms will vary depending on the individual, but it is important to understand these symptoms and how to treat them, which we explain next. Fix it:​“Diarrhea can develop as a result several causes,” Dr. Ivanina says. “Therefore, chronic diarrhea always requires a thorough evaluation by a gastroenterologist with endoscopy, colonoscopy, lab tests, stool tests and breath tests,” she says.It's time to see a healthcare provider when self-care techniques do not resolve anal burning and itching. See a healthcare provider if there is a lump or rash around the anus, a fever, or any bleeding or discharge. Prevention American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons: “Pruritis Ani Expanded Version,” “Hemorrhoids: Expanded Version,” “Abscess and Fistula,” “Anal Warts.”

Most of us eat chocolate in individual (large family) size bars that we’ve bought from Tesco Express on our lunch break. This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus! Steal yourself to the sublime Warning, parts of this video may be slightly NSFW for some of you, though all the nudity is blurred out. This is obviously not a video subject for everyone, so enter at your own risk: Fiber is what helps to enhance proper digestion through the process of softening stool. If you are suffering from anal leakage, be sure to incorporate the right amount of fiber in your diet.A great way to consume ginger is to make a tea using the root and steeping it in a cup of boiling water. Daily consumption of ginger root tea can help support digestive health and reduce symptoms of anal leakage. National Health Services (UK): “Itchy bottom -- Causes,” “How to ease an itchy bottom yourself,” “Anal Fissure.”