The Worlds Best Women Jokes

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A m**... was having an affair with a 15 year old girl who had lied about her age, when he learned the truth he broke it off and over the next few week guilt set in and he confessed to his wife. She screamed at him,

Oh, mom, please!” replies the daughter. “If he’s not kind, then why is he doing 300 hours of community service?!” A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.He said, “Hey there, I believe I’m the man you’ve been looking for.” She asked, “Umm, how do you figure?” Honey, got hit by car when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays now. Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it didn't cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot. My wife doesn’t want to come to my dad’s funeral tomorrow morning: she said she is not a mourning person. Here is a list of funny wonder woman jokes and even better wonder woman puns that will make you laugh with friends. When God created women... He told them: "Women from all the corners of the world should have equal rights to men."

You are so hairy that when you take your dog out for a walk, you always get pet by strangers before him.My girlfriend is a feminist. Which basically means she finds sexist jokes utterly abhorrent until one is made about men. Mary looks down at her crotch and says, “Doctor, I think something is wrong with my v@gina. It has no smell at all.” I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman. Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid. A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people. Women say all men are dogs but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.

Feminism? No thanks. I prefer gender equality. Water? No thanks. I prefer H20.” — kalifornias-fashion.tumblr.com You are so dumb that when you were driving to disneyland you saw a sign that said " Disneyland Left" so you turned around and went home. What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

What’s the difference between a baby and a feminist? At some point in it’s life, a baby will grow up and stop crying. After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, “Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!”' A woman to the right stands up and says, "I've been married for 15 years, and I've always been faithful to my husband, so there." My wife just stopped and said: "You weren't even listening, were you?" I thought: "that is a pretty weird way to start a conversation."'