In case you’re unaware (a disgusting amount of people have never even heard of Maxibon, let alone had one), one half is a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich (the “bread” is soft biscuit) and the other half is more along your standard choc-ice hype. It’s amazing, if not only for being one of the only ice creams you can actually bite into properly, without your teeth making your brain vibrate off through the top of your skull and out through the ceiling, all the way to Mars. This agreement is governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia and shall be subject to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of New South Wales. X-rated eggs – Cook the girls an epic breakfast to cure their hangovers with our Willy Shaped Food Fryer. This will get all the hens eggcited! Why not throw it in a few sausages too?

The same therefore goes for its ice creams. In fact, although they’re not the best ice creams out there, I’d risk saying that they’ve got the best chocolate coating? It’s a lip-serenading smooth skin of utter, utter bud-massaging pleasure. I wouldn’t be surprised if I one day found myself on a wholly exploitative Channel 5 documentary called something like I Married a Sheet of Galaxy Chocolate and I Intend to Mate With it. Watch this space, I say. If you’re planning a surprise hens party for a friend, you’re going to need lots of glitter, exciting balloons, sweet treats and champagne! If you’re planning a lovely lunch in the sun for the bride, be sure to lay “She Said Yes” Napkins on the table and attach helium-filled Love Heart Balloons in pink, gold and white for a fun, celebratory touch. Tasty Treats - Let’s be honest, your eyes are on the prize. The exciting prospect of an abundance of classic childhood sweets and willy straws flying around the room has you ready to pounce. As soon as the big boy shows its first signs of wear, you’ll sweep up underneath it with your mouth wide open. Bon appetite! You loved it as a kid, you loved it as a teen, you love it as an adult, you’ll love it as a pensioner and finally, you’ll love it when you are buried in a coffin filled with dreamy, luscious swirls of velvety soft ice cream, and lowered into an eternity of indulgently luscious ecstasy. With a big flake up your bum, too.No matter what you say, Ribena is bland. It’s a boring drink that I never get. Freezing it makes it marginally more interesting, but it’s not enough to contend with the big boys. Gimme a free one and I’ll happily eat it – it may even make my day a tad better, on the whole. But pay for one? Never have done, never will. Controversy, good evening and welcome to the game. The hill upon which I am willing to die is that Magnum ice creams are incredibly disappointing. A plain Magnum, white or milk chocolate, is boring. Sure, the chocolate is good quality and there’s a hefty amount of it to work through, but is the ice cream underneath really and truly a good finisher? It’s a sombre end to an experience that could’ve been great. A smattering of chocolate chips, biscuit, nuts or various other items within the ice cream portion of all Magnums would take them to a much higher level, but until such time as the manufacturers wake up and give us a truly lavish treat, they will remain outside the top ten list of ice lollies. Sometimes tough love is the only way. If ever I’m offered one, I normally just bite the arse off it and hurl the rest into a window or something. It’s ungrateful, yes, but necessary. Arrest me officer – So, your bride-to-be has had a run in with the prank police. Now she must be punished and handcuffed to a hunk (wow, prison sounds great), who she’ll have to drag around for the night. If your hen can be a bit of a diva and she won’t settle for just any handcuffs, the rose gold handcuffs will be right up her street.

Not really much point dwelling on this one: the Bounty chocolate bar is the pits, so the Bounty ice cream is also the pits. Hen do dare cards – Unleash your inner stag and become a dare devil with these wild dare cards – girls can too! Simply follow the hen night forfeits when someone doesn’t finish their drink, or make your own rules. The power is in your hands. Muhaha… If I had never seen a cow poo before, this is what I’d guess they looked like. They’re corndog-shaped tubes of mystery, and they make me feel uneasy. I used to like them, but I used to like baby food, too – and I don’t eat that anymore. Not most of the time, anyway.At Last Night of Freedom, we know how important it is that the bride-to-be has memories that she can cherish forever. A hen do is only a once in a lifetime experience (fingers crossed!), so getting the perfect photos is an essential. We’ve been in the stag and hen do game for over 20 years, so we know a thing or two about organising an epic hen party. Our range of hen do photo props will ensure this’ll be a night your bride will never forget. From oversized frames, to building your own photo booth quipped with hilarious and classy props – there’s something for every type of bride tribe. You get the picture. No filter required. The same goes for a 99 – it comes with a plus point because you can eat the wafer cone straight afterwards. You’ve been framed – Mona Lisa who? Frame your beautiful bride-to-be (and rake in those Insta likes) with our Inflatable Photo Frames.